Not in Kansas Anymore

Jesus fucking Christ the new people talk a lot. 

finnfantry-hudson:

Baby, chill. I’ll be home in less than an hour.

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I wanna go back to work, Huds.

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#ifh

Jesus fucking Christ the new people talk a lot. 

finnfantry-hudson:

Remember when you were the new person, baby? I didn’t think you would ever shut your damn mouth. 

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Be nice to me. I’m cranky and bored and you’re at work and definitely not in bed with me.


#ifh

Jesus fucking Christ the new people talk a lot. 

mtndewrab:

Um, no, no it doesn’t.

Um, yes, yes it does.


#ibt

Jesus fucking Christ the new people talk a lot. 

mtndewrab:

You don’t even go here. If anyone’s new it’s you, lady not from Lima.

My husband’s from Lima so it counts.


#ibt

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posted 5 months ago with 1 note

Jesus fucking Christ the new people talk a lot. 


posted 5 months ago with 24 notes

mtndewrab:

If that’s what makes you feel better about yourself, I’ll totally agree.

You’re a little smartass, aren’t you?


posted 5 months ago with 10 notes via mtndewrab
#ibt

mtndewrab:

Is that why I’m following you or everyone else is following you?

Both. :)


posted 5 months ago with 10 notes via mtndewrab
#ibt

mtndewrab:

Other people I knew where following you so I thought “let me follow the trend” and I followed. The end.

It’s because I’m pretty fucking awesome, to be honest.


posted 5 months ago with 10 notes via mtndewrab
#ibt

How am I so fucking tired when I don’t do anything but lay around the apartment all day? 

tinyrachelb:

Just think that without those “goofy glasses” you’d have even less that you’d be allowed to do, so goofy or not it’s better than nothing. Oh, sparkly eyes, ow, that definitely doesn’t sound like fun at all.

I look like a nerd. :(


#irb